This is PINKKEA, reporting live from Neopets.
Today we’ve been digging up some fashions from the real old times, and unearthed a game called NeoWardrobe. NeoWardrobe is a game where you dress up four different pets and see videos.
We’ve been digging up the outfits that unlock these videos, and I’m pleased to say that we have found some. So, here they are!
We’ll start with the lovely…
AISHA.
Wheeeeee!
*eats shop*
I-AM-ROBOT0300-DO-NOT-MESS-WITH-ME.
Awesome.
The remaining clothes (pirate) don’t work.
BLUMAROO
Apparently a safari guy with a BBQ box and that awesome hat.
Witch flying above you in the sky to drop something on your head and while you try to get it off she blasts you and turns you into a pile of sludge.
HUUULA!
Ooh, an artist! May I buy one of your paintings? But what is it?
*gasp*
CHIA
WOOOweeeWOOOweeeWOOOOO
*makes no comment*
*again makes no comment*
As of now, we can’t find out why the “rock star” outfit doesn’t display a video and why there’s an extra pair of glasses left over. So we’ll skip to the next pet…
JUBJUB
Eureka! It’s a snowball-throwing snowman (with a Jubjub inside) !!!!!!
“OWW,” says the Jubjub as his fur burns up when he sticks himself into the jack-o-lantern. (Well, what did you expect?)
BOOM BOOM da BOOM BOOM BOOM da BOOM BOOM
Well, that’s a break from all the booming.
And that’s all for Jubjub!
We’re now moving on to KACHEEK.
Uhh…watch…out?
La, la, la, smell the roses, the butterflies. La, la, la, beautiful white clouds, blue skies. La, la–[terminated because this part of the song is too prissy to even look at]
*taps cane*
And three articles of clothing left over.
Now, we move on to the final one: the SCORCHIO!!
Clink! Clank! Boom! Explode! The End!
If I make a comment now he’ll zap me..
Uh, you guys, there’s, like, a Scorchio with, like, the ball and you are, like, all huddled trying to find the, like, ball that is with the, like, Scorchio who is, like, running away and now he has the, like, ball and you are going to lose the, like, game and like, like, you are going to, like [cut for convenience]
Like, AWEEEEEESOOOOMMME!
Well, that’s all for today! We’ll be digging up more items from the Stone Age of Neopia soon!